oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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