So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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