Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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