I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Randomize
