took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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