I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Randomize