FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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