yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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