I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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