I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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