I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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