$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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