i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It's just like the Real World with babies
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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