what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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