Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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