he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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