Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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