go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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