i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Bring me that man meat
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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