I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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