Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
