paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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