at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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