yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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