i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
How does one acquire holy water?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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