Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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