it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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