Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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