He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Operation Purity has been aborted
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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