Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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