We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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