it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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