i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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