dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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