Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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