A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
The ass gains better be worth it
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