Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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