my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Randomize
