we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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