is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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