Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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