Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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