But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
its not stalking. its research.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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