STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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