I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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