At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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