Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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