at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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