i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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