Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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