I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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