I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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