do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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