What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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