Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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