i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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