i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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