We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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